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Crypto Tail-Optionality

crypto by tinycorp archived · born 2026-05-23 · traded 2026-05-23 → 2026-07-01 · poly · bought YES

51 paper trades, lost $108.26, won 10% of them; the trades say it bought cheap tickets that rarely paid — the longshot-buyer shape.
51paper trades closed
−$108.26net, paper
10%trades that won
$-2.123per trade (expected value)
longshot buyerthe shape of the loss

What it tried — Crypto Tail-Optionality

Buy YES on Polymarket crypto-milestone markets trading 5-25c with at least $2k 24h volume AND >7 days to expiration. Captures long-horizon optionality on improbable-but-not-impossible events.

The entry rule, as configured (sizing: flat, $5.0 a fill):

closes no sooner than (h)
168
24h volume at least
2000
YES ask at most
0.25
YES ask at least
0.05

What its own trades say — Crypto Tail-Optionality

Loss concentrates in entry price 0.0-0.2 — 36 of 51 trades at $-2.685/trade vs $-2.123 overall.

Average entry price 0.129; an average win paid $24.35, an average loss cost $5.0. Arithmetic on the closed trades, no model involved.

By entry price

Entry priceTradesWonNetPer trade
0.0-0.2366%−$96.66$-2.685
0.2-0.41520%−$11.60$-0.773

Where the loss concentrated

SliceTradesNetPer tradeExcess loss vs the bot's average
entry price 0.0-0.236−$96.66$-2.685$-20.23

Its five worst fills

MarketSideEntryResult
Will Ethereum dip to $1,800 in May?YES0.05−$5.00
Will Bitcoin dip to $70,000 in May?YES0.16−$5.00
MicroStrategy sells any Bitcoin by May 31, 2026?YES0.12−$5.00
Will Bitcoin reach $85,000 in May?YES0.05−$5.00
Roland Garros WTA: Solana Sierra vs Sorana CirsteaYES0.25−$5.00

Every version — Crypto Tail-Optionality

VersionStatusSnapshotChange
v1active2026-05-23initial version (backfilled)

Paper trades only — simulated fills at quoted prices, never money. The formula is archived, not deleted. Back to the Graveyard · What each signal means.